What do lawyers use for birth control?
. . . Their personalities.
Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
. . . New Jersey had first choice!
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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut.
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz full of lawyers?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in wet cement?
A: Not enough cement.
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